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function MM_swapImgRestore() { //v3.0
  var i,x,a=document.MM_sr; for(i=0;a&&i<a.length&&(x=a[i])&&x.oSrc;i++) x.src=x.oSrc;
}
function MM_preloadImages() { //v3.0
  var d=document; if(d.images){ if(!d.MM_p) d.MM_p=new Array();
    var i,j=d.MM_p.length,a=MM_preloadImages.arguments; for(i=0; i<a.length; i++)
    if (a[i].indexOf("#")!=0){ d.MM_p[j]=new Image; d.MM_p[j++].src=a[i];}}
}

function MM_findObj(n, d) { //v4.01
  var p,i,x;  if(!d) d=document; if((p=n.indexOf("?"))>0&&parent.frames.length) {
    d=parent.frames[n.substring(p+1)].document; n=n.substring(0,p);}
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  for(i=0;!x&&d.layers&&i<d.layers.length;i++) x=MM_findObj(n,d.layers[i].document);
  if(!x && d.getElementById) x=d.getElementById(n); return x;
}

function MM_swapImage() { //v3.0
  var i,j=0,x,a=MM_swapImage.arguments; document.MM_sr=new Array; for(i=0;i<(a.length-2);i+=3)
   if ((x=MM_findObj(a[i]))!=null){document.MM_sr[j++]=x; if(!x.oSrc) x.oSrc=x.src; x.src=a[i+2];}
}





var menutop_homepageonly = ("<div class=\"sociallinks_position\"><table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\"><div style=\"margin-top: -1px; margin-bottom: -1px;\"><img src=\"yellowcup.png\" alt=\"Yellow Cup\" width=\"40\" height=\"25\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" /></div></td><td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><div style=\"margin-top: -5px;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-style: normal;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;Joe's ceramic mugs are <span style=\"color: #FFFFFF; font-weight: normal;\">IN STOCK!</span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; vertical-align: super;\">&nbsp;</span></span></div></td><td align=\"right\" valign=\"middle\"><table width=\"180\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><img src=\"spacer.gif\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\"></td><td width=\"\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http://www.twitter.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"twitter_shiny.png\" border=\"0\" align=\"middle\" hspace=\"5\" /></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http://www.facebook.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"facebook_shiny.png\" border=\"0\" align=\"middle\" hspace=\"5\" /></a></td><td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><span style=\"\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><div class=\"facebookcount_position\"><iframe src=\"http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FJoesCafeBar&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=100&amp;action=like&amp;font=verdana&amp;colorscheme=dark&amp;height=21\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:100px; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"></iframe></div></td></tr></table></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></span>");

var menutop = ("<div class=\"sociallinks_position\"><table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\"><div style=\"margin-top: -1px; margin-bottom: -1px;\"><img src=\"yellowcup.png\" alt=\"Yellow Cup\" width=\"40\" height=\"25\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" /></div></td><td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><div style=\"margin-top: -5px;\"><span style=\"margin-top: -2px; font-size: x-small; font-style: normal;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;Joe's ceramic mugs are <span style=\"color: #FFFFFF; font-weight: normal;\">IN STOCK!</span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; vertical-align: super;\">&nbsp;</span></span></div></td><td align=\"right\" valign=\"middle\"><table width=\"180\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><img src=\"spacer.gif\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\"></td><td width=\"\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http://www.twitter.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\" onmouseover=\"MM_swapImage('Twitter','','twitter_shiny.png',1)\" onmouseout=\"MM_swapImgRestore()\"><img src=\"twitter_shiny_bw.png\" alt=\"Twitter\" name=\"Twitter\" width=\"23\" height=\"23\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"Twitter\" /></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http://www.facebook.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\" onmouseover=\"MM_swapImage('Facebook','','facebook_shiny.png',1)\" onmouseout=\"MM_swapImgRestore()\"><img src=\"facebook_shiny_bw.png\" alt=\"Facebook\" name=\"Facebook\" width=\"23\" height=\"23\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"Facebook\" /></a></td><td align=\"left\" valign=\"right\"><span style=\"\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><div class=\"facebookcount_position\">&nbsp;</div></td></tr></table></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></span>");



var menutop_homepageonly = ("<div class=\"sociallinks_position\"><table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\">&nbsp;</td><td align=\"right\" valign=\"middle\"><table width=\"180\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><img src=\"spacer.gif\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\"></td><td width=\"\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http://www.twitter.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"twitter_shiny.png\" border=\"0\" align=\"middle\" hspace=\"5\" /></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http://www.facebook.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"facebook_shiny.png\" border=\"0\" align=\"middle\" hspace=\"5\" /></a></td><td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><span style=\"\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><div class=\"facebookcount_position\"><iframe src=\"http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FJoesCafeBar&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=100&amp;action=like&amp;font=verdana&amp;colorscheme=dark&amp;height=21\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:100px; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"></iframe></div></td></tr></table></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></span>");

var menutop = ("<div class=\"sociallinks_position\"><table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\">&nbsp;</td><td align=\"right\" valign=\"middle\"><table width=\"180\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"left\" valign=\"top\"><img src=\"spacer.gif\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\"></td><td width=\"\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http://www.twitter.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\" onmouseover=\"MM_swapImage('Twitter','','twitter_shiny.png',1)\" onmouseout=\"MM_swapImgRestore()\"><img src=\"twitter_shiny_bw.png\" alt=\"Twitter\" name=\"Twitter\" width=\"23\" height=\"23\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"Twitter\" /></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http://www.facebook.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\" onmouseover=\"MM_swapImage('Facebook','','facebook_shiny.png',1)\" onmouseout=\"MM_swapImgRestore()\"><img src=\"facebook_shiny_bw.png\" alt=\"Facebook\" name=\"Facebook\" width=\"23\" height=\"23\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"Facebook\" /></a></td><td align=\"left\" valign=\"right\"><span style=\"\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><div class=\"facebookcount_position\">&nbsp;</div></td></tr></table></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></span>");



var text = "email";
var text2 = "Send";
var email = "info";
var host = "joescafebar.com";



var footer_WITHFACEBOOKCOUNTER = ("<div style=\"padding-top: 0px\"><table width=\"1\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><div style=\"border-top: 0px solid #606060; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><iframe src=\"http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FJoesCafeBar&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=100&amp;action=like&amp;font=verdana&amp;colorscheme=dark&amp;height=21\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:100px; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"></iframe></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">Contact&nbsp;us&nbsp;via&nbsp;</span><a href=\"" + "mail" + "to:" + email + "@" + host + "\"><span class=\"style555\">" + text + "</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;or&nbsp;</span><a href=\"javascript:;\" onClick=\"inquiriesPopUpWindow('http://www.joescafebar.com/inquiries_joescafebar.php', 26, 26, 400, 405)\"><span class=\"style555\">form</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;|&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">Web&nbsp;site&nbsp;by&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style444\"><img src=\"http://www.joescafebar.com/eflogo_666666.png\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"></span></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;</span><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style555\">EddieFernandes.com</span></a></td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></div>");

var footer_media_WITHFACEBOOKCOUNTER = ("<div style=\"padding-top: 0px\"><table width=\"1\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><div style=\"border-top: 0px solid #606060; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td width=\"1\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><iframe src=\"http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FJoesCafeBar&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=100&amp;action=like&amp;font=verdana&amp;colorscheme=dark&amp;height=21\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:100px; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"></iframe></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><a href=\"" + "mail" + "to:" + email + "@" + host + "\"><span class=\"style555\">" + text2 + "</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;us&nbsp;your&nbsp;media!&nbsp;|&nbsp;</span><span class=\"style444\">Contact&nbsp;us&nbsp;via&nbsp;</span><a href=\"" + "mail" + "to:" + email + "@" + host + "\"><span class=\"style555\">" + text + "</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;or&nbsp;</span><a href=\"javascript:;\" onClick=\"inquiriesPopUpWindow('http://www.joescafebar.com/inquiries_joescafebar.php', 26, 26, 400, 405)\"><span class=\"style555\">form</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;|&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">Web&nbsp;site&nbsp;by&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style444\"><img src=\"http://www.joescafebar.com/eflogo_666666.png\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"></span></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;</span><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style555\">EddieFernandes.com</span></a></td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></div>");




var footer_media = ("<div style=\"padding-top: 0px\"><table width=\"1\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><div style=\"border-top: 0px solid #606060; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><a href=\"" + "mail" + "to:" + email + "@" + host + "\"><span class=\"style555\">" + text2 + "</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;us&nbsp;your&nbsp;media!&nbsp;|&nbsp;</span><span class=\"style444\">Contact&nbsp;us&nbsp;via&nbsp;</span><a href=\"" + "mail" + "to:" + email + "@" + host + "\"><span class=\"style555\">" + text + "</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;or&nbsp;</span><a href=\"javascript:;\" onClick=\"inquiriesPopUpWindow('http://www.joescafebar.com/inquiries_joescafebar.php', 26, 26, 400, 405)\"><span class=\"style555\">form</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;|&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">Web&nbsp;site&nbsp;by&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style444\"><img src=\"http://www.joescafebar.com/eflogo_999999.png\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"></span></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;</span><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style555\">EddieFernandes.com</span></a></td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></div>");

var footer = ("<div style=\"padding-top: 0px\"><table width=\"1\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><div style=\"border-top: 0px solid #606060; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">Contact&nbsp;us&nbsp;via&nbsp;</span><a href=\"" + "mail" + "to:" + email + "@" + host + "\"><span class=\"style555\">" + text + "</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;or&nbsp;</span><a href=\"javascript:;\" onClick=\"inquiriesPopUpWindow('http://www.joescafebar.com/inquiries_joescafebar.php', 26, 26, 400, 405)\"><span class=\"style555\">form</span></a><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;|&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">Web&nbsp;site&nbsp;by&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style444\"><img src=\"http://www.joescafebar.com/eflogo_999999.png\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"></span></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">&nbsp;</span><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style555\">EddieFernandes.com</span></a></td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></div>");

var footer = ("<div style=\"padding-top: 0px\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><div style=\"border-top: 0px solid #606060; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px\"><table width=\"\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style444\"><span class=\"style444\">Joe's Caf&eacute;, 1150 Commercial Drive, Vancouver, BC, V5L 3X2 &middot; Tel 604 255 1046 &nbsp;|&nbsp; <a href=\"http://www.twitter.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style555\">Twitter</span></a> &nbsp;|&nbsp; <a href=\"http://www.facebook.com/JoesCafeBar\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style555\">Facebook</span></a></span></a></td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></div>");

var header_adsleft = ("<div style=\"padding-top: 0px\"><table width=\"1\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style888\"><span class=\"style888\">Web&nbsp;site&nbsp;by&nbsp;</span></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style888\"><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style444\"><img src=\"http://www.joescafebar.com/eflogo_999999.png\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"></span></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style888\"><span class=\"style888\">&nbsp;</span><a href=\"http://www.eddiefernandes.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"style999\">EddieFernandes.com</span></a></td></tr></table><table width=\"1\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" class=\"style888\"><span class=\"style888\"><br>&copy;Copyright&nbsp;Joe</span></td></tr></table></div>");





var topline = new Array();
var t = (Math.floor(Math.random()*32)+1); 
var showpic = 1;

var picsad = (Math.floor(Math.random()*10)+1); 
if (picsad == 10) {t = 99; showpic = 0}; 

topline[99] = "<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\"><tr><td align=\"center\" valign=\"bottom\"><a href=\"http://www.picturesofvancouver.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"Visit43x18.gif\" alt=\"Visit\" width=\"43\" height=\"18\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"0\" /></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"bottom\"><a href=\"http://www.picturesofvancouver.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"banner_small.png\" alt=\"Pictures Of Vancouver\" width=\"200\" height=\"18\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" /></a></td><td align=\"center\" valign=\"bottom\"><a href=\"http://www.picturesofvancouver.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"10x18.gif\" alt=\"!\" width=\"10\" height=\"18\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"0\" /></a></td></tr></table>";

topline[1] = "\"You never paid yet!\"";
topline[2] = "\"You never paid yet!\"";
topline[3] = "\"No problem, you pay later!\"";
topline[4] = "\"It's getting worse!\"";
topline[5] = "\"It's getting worse!\"";
topline[6] = "\"It's getting better!\"";
topline[7] = "\"It's getting better!\"";
topline[8] = "\"It's getting bad!\"";
topline[9] = "\"It's getting good!\"";
topline[10] = "\"You want milk in the coffee?\"";
topline[11] = "\"You want it to go?\"";
topline[12] = "\"You want it to stay?\"";
topline[13] = "\"You wanna play pool?\"";
topline[14] = "\"You get 'em?\"";
topline[15] = "\"You never paid yet!\"";
topline[16] = "\"No problem, you pay later!\"";
topline[17] = "\"How many shots?\"";
topline[18] = "\"How many coffees you want?\"";
topline[19] = "\"How many sandwiches you want?\"";
topline[20] = "\"Single or double?\"";
topline[21] = "\"Large or small?\"";
topline[22] = "\"Single shot or double shot?\"";
topline[23] = "\"Triple?\"";
topline[24] = "\"Anything else?\"";
topline[25] = "\"Let's go, move!\"";
topline[26] = "\"Oh la la!\"";
topline[27] = "\"Please!\"";
topline[28] = "\"Oh my god!\"";
topline[29] = "\"Oh boy!\"";
topline[30] = "\"All together or separate?\"";
topline[31] = "\"Have a seat, we'll bring it to you!\"";
topline[32] = "\"We'll bring it to you!\"";






var thissideoneleft = (Math.floor(Math.random()*5)+1); 
var thissideoneright = (Math.floor(Math.random()*5)+1);
do {thissideoneright = (Math.floor(Math.random()*5)+1)} while (thissideoneleft == thissideoneright);
	
var sidepic = new Array();

sidepic[1] = "<a href=\"newspaper/election.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"newspaper/election_ad.jpg\" hspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\"></a>";
sidepic[2] = "<a href=\"newspaper/foosballsquabble.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"newspaper/foosballsquabble_ad.jpg\" hspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\"></a>";
sidepic[3] = "<a href=\"newspaper/joesside.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"newspaper/joesside_ad.jpg\" hspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\"></a>";
sidepic[4] = "<a href=\"newspaper/letterreurbanlegends.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"newspaper/letterreurbanlegends_ad.jpg\" hspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\"></a>";
sidepic[5] = "<a href=\"newspaper/urbanlegends.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"newspaper/urbanlegends_ad.jpg\" hspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" border=\"0\"></a>";

